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In my engineering part of cred school; some fucking asian faggots kept not telling me what the experiment and I swore; I swore to god I heard them call me a faggot. I guess I exploded like a Kool-Aid man running through a wall in full speed.

Leveled up :D

There was a crackpipe under a couch; in a Day's Inn. His name was Tiny Bic Pen. He used to be a pen made of plastic and had a filling made of ink for writing purposes and drawing purposes. He was a very special pen for his master; a young boy named Tommy. Tommy wrote and wrote with that pen; they shared a special bond.

Tiny Bic Pen even got to have the honor of spilling his ink to write Tommy's phone number for his newly acquainted girlfriend. As Tommy grew older with his girlfriend; they started to have sex and Tiny Bic Pen was used as an anal plug; and then thrown away next to a Day's Inn coupon.

A homeless crack addict found Tiny Bic Pen who was using the coupon as a blanket. He picked up the foul smelling pen and started to unscrew the bottom of the pen. taking out the filters and spring. He also used to the coupon to get in the day's inn across the street.

The addict pulled out his vial of crack and stuffed the rocks inside Tiny Bic Pen's newly unscrewed orifice. As he smoked, Bic Pen sobbed tears of pain, memories and love. As the crack addict OD'ed on said crack, our young hero crawled under the couch to be hidden until a family finds it when they pull out the couch for a bed. He'll look at them with love until they report him to a receptionist where they'll get a discount. Then he'll be thrown away.

join. The nahs.

I'm not going to post in the faggot VG forum but, i have noticed something about this game.

First: Good music. Heavy Metal to be exact. This is some seriously good stuff if you're playing a game when you can dual wield two 50 caliber pistols and a flamethrower/minigun. It's mind blowingly fresh and cool because the songs really change depends on your situations. If you're dominating in the game the music turns into this amazing fight stuff; but on the other end; if you are alone or in immersive amount of danger the song turns into a depressing shamble of a fuck you.

Second: One of the few games that let you hold a crossbow, a AK-47, and a fire axe. If you are a medic, you should stick with a flame thrower, while if you are a sharp shooter, you should become a crossbow/rifle man with a 50 caliber pistol(or two) as his side arm. The berserker class should hold a chainsaw and a minigun; while the others should have a shotgun. the support class should stick with the hunting shotgun because you can crit hit 100% of the time. Each one of these must together to take down the the hard as fuck boss.

Is it worth buying? Yes. The game encourages you to find who you are. Are you slightly insane? Take a katana and slice 50 zombies up. You like accuracy? Get on a rooftop and sift some fucking heads? Do you like healing? Get a flame thrower and pull out the morphine. Do you like Call of Duty 4; yes? Do you play that all the time? Yes you say? You wont like it because it has no HUD. Now buy it and enjoy the fucking awesome music and the fucking amazing game play.

My account is back! I owe you one wade; no more chems for you guys.