"Scrach one for my homeboy Jezuz."

AND ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

The rise and fall of Newgrounds: Introduction.

It is Summer of 2012, a meteor crashed into Earth, and just about everyone lived. Why I say? Two PC designers (Mac and windows fused) to create the internet to land, but the downfall is once you crawled through your pc you were stuck in the internet FOREVER. Everyone squeezed through their computers and went to their sites they normally went to, the clicked this button on their wrist hic said Go Back- Forward-Home-Report Bug. and a little box when they want to go somewhere they could say "Oh gee, I want to go to Newgrounds." After being confirmed by the box, The box expanded to full bliss and wrapped around their masters just to teleport.

Chapter 1: After the internet was technically designed as land, H-K-S who was 20 at the time, was sucked in by accident. After celebrating 2010 New Years with NG and pals, H-K-S who just set his laptop to his TV stumbled to the tube. As he put his hand on the screen on the TV, the screen melted on his hand to attempt to pull him in. Panicked, H-K-S was trying to get his knife out of his pocket. But he thought stabbing something like strong won't do. He searched to find his gun, which was next to the tv. As he attempted to get the gun, half of his body was sucked in. He grabbed the pistol and got sucked in. The figure was clear as air, smooth and muscular. The outline of the figure fogged to bones, organs, and now skin. Clothes were appearing. A grey T-shirt and ripped up jeans. The t had a tank and a name -Lost Wisdom- On his arm was a small signature, couldn't of been 50 by 500 wt to ht.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!" yelled H-K-S who had new clothes. A black T-shirt with then name H-K-S printed on it, he had converse shoes, and jeans.

"I'm sorry, I had to bring you here..." said Lost Wisdom

"Why am I here." said H-K-S

"You're browser had Newgrounds at the top of the searches, so we had to make you a citizen of Newgrounds." said LW.

"Fuck." said H-K-S.

"Well lets get you ready for the Newgrounds life. Lets start up with a tattoo." said LW.

"Ok." said H-K-S.

The duo walk to a building to be greeted by a robot who grabs H-K-S by the arm and looks on his sheet of paper, and prints the picture of two black people and the words "What? It's two black people, hanging out."

After they left, LW takes H-K-S to the BBS, and notices H-K-S had a gun on him.

"I see you have a gun. Make sure you use it here." LW said.

"Wh-" H-K-S said when a door opens up.

"HELLO, WELCOME TO GENERAL SECTION. WATCH FOR KKERS, /B/, AND THE GNAA PLEASE!"

As the door opened up, they saw a help desk, and doors that lead to 'threads'.

A little bit latter they went in the thread called "Welcome to the internet land!"
So as the went in place. They saw People as Cellardoor6, BBR, Maus, and a lot of Fabbits.

H-K-S muttered "I could get used to this."

Chapter 2: Two years later

After being shot in the Forums, and transported from the Hospital. H-K-S knew what was going on, he was banned by Shrapnel, well Shrapnel was driving him to jail.

"Hey kiddo wake up!" said Shrapnel
"What the fuck..." said H-K-S
"You have been banned for 2 days for assault" Shrapnel said.
"Looks like we are here, kiddo." Shrapnel also said.

Shrapnel put on some handcufsf that seized H-K-S hands, and pushed H-K-S along to this black ugly door. As Shrapnel opened the door, H-K-S could see WadeFulp sitting on a throne besides TomFulp. Shrapnel pulled a weird hammer out and slammed H-K-S to the Arena in front of him. Landing on his back, the handcuffs melted to water, and his weapons came in front of him, A sword or a bat. H-K-S chose sword. H-K-S faced WadeFulp,

"You are guilty of... assault... H-K-S. So I force you to 2 days of jail time and a brawl with chr0me."

H-K-S knew chr0me was unbeatable, and chr0me was sentenced to a match to slam H-K-S to walls until H-K-S surrendered. But H-K-S was going to give a fight alright.

The rise and fall of Newgrounds: Introduction.

It was Summer of 2012, a meteor crashed into Earth, and just about everyone lived. Why I say? Two PC designers (Mac and windows fused) to create the internet to land, but the downfall is once you crawled through your pc you were stuck in the internet FOREVER. Everyone squeezed through their computers and went to their sites they normally went to, the clicked this button on their wrist hic said Go Back- Forward-Home-Report Bug. and a little box when they want to go somewhere they could say "Oh gee, I want to go to Newgrounds." After being confirmed by the box, The box expanded to full bliss and wrapped around their masters just to teleport.

Chapter 1: Newgrounds. After being shot in the Forums, and transported from the Hospital. H-K-S knew what was going on, he was banned by Shrapnel, well Shrapnel was driving him to jail.

"Hey kiddo wake up!" said Shrapnel
"What the fuck..." said H-K-S
"You have been banned for 2 days for assault" Shrapnel said.
"Looks like we are here, kiddo." Shrapnel also said.

Shrapnel put on some handcuff that seized H-K-S hands, and pushed H-K-S along to this black ugly door. As Shrapnel opened the door, H-K-S could see WadeFulp sitting on a throne besides TomFulp. Shrapnel pulled a weird hammer out and slammed H-K-S to the Arena in front of him. Landing on his back, the handcuffs melted to water, and his weapons came in front of him, A sword or a bat. H-K-S chose sword. H-K-S faced WadeFulp,

"You are guilty of... assault... H-K-S. So I force you to 2 days of jail time and a brawl with chr0me."

H-K-S knew chr0me was unbeatable, and chr0me was sentenced to a match to slam H-K-S to walls until H-K-S surrendered. But H-K-S was going to give a fight alright.

Chapter 2 soon to be up. :P

A BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)))))))))))))))))

Those fucking site owners erased chr0me's and my site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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