Oh. My. God. I fucking hated them in 8th grade, and I hate them today. They make your arms tired, you cannot sleep, and I am terrified with small kids and creepy dolls. The shit sucker is that you have to write how you took care of it, the time it cried, and were you ________.

: Yeah, I'm in a daze because It was crying all day.

Seems like the fucker crys every 3 to two hours now.

To follow my dad's history, I've converted to be a Reformed Jew. No, not orthodox, yamika wearing, and jew-curled(even thought I have those damn curls.). A reform is like saying lazy to attempting to give a shit about heritage. My father was a reform, so was my grandfather and such and such. Being a jew doesn't you have to eat kosher every day, and be at a dollar tree hassling the manager for the item that was $1.11. Hell, I've never even been in a fucking temple before, yet a yamika to touch. Examples of Reforms are Albert Einstein, Hitler, such and such. And no, I do like Jew jokes, holocaust jokes and such and such. Now, I'm going to hassle a dollar tree with my nose.

Now, most of are going to notice, just about every day I'll be doing a story on the BBS. Every day, in the end will have a picture.

Superman.

Looks.

Why am I doing this, so I can type faster and longer. Starting to be fucking creative, I want to learn to type long paragraphs, and be fast at it. Mostly, I feel ashamed for having one liners on the BBS. That is why. Expect me.

Wax.
......................................
...
Stares.

This one is different, the end describes the person of his entire life.

If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break, [X2]
When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay.

Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, [X2]
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.

Don't it make you feel bad
When you're tryin' to find your way home,
You don't know which way to go?
If you're goin' down South
They go no work to do,
If you don't know about Chicago.

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

All last night sat on the levee and moaned, [X2]
Thinkin' about me baby and my happy home.
Going, going to Chicago... Going to Chicago... Sorry but I can't take you...
Going down... going down now... going down....

If you don't, fuck you.

How many more times,
Treat me the way you wanna do?
How many more times,
Treat me the way you wanna do?
When I give you all my love,
Please, please be true.
Ill give you all Ive got to give,
Rings, pearls, and all.
Ill give you all Ive got to give,
Rings, pearls, and all.
Ive got to get you together baby,
Im sure, sure youre gonna crawl.javascript:NewsPost.Save();
Wanna love some other man too!
I was a young man, I couldnt resist
Started thinkin it all over, just what I had missed.
Got me a girl and I kissed her and then and then...
Whoops, oh lordy, well I did it again.
Now I got ten children of my own
I got another child on the way that makes eleven.
But Im in constant heaven.
I know its all right in my mind
cause I got a little schoolgirl and shes all mine
I cant get through to her cause it doesnt permit
But Im gonna give her everything Ive got to give.
Oh, rosie, oh, girl x2
Steal away now, steal away
Steal away baby, steal away
Little robert anthony wants to come and play.
Why dont you come to me baby?
Steal away, all right, all right...
Well they call me the hunter, thats my name
They call me the hunter, thats how I got my fame
Aint no need to hide,
Aint no need to run
cause Ive got you in the sights of my..........gun!
How many more times
Barrelhouse all night long, all right!
How many more times
Barrelhouse all night long?
Ive got to get to you, baby
Baby, please come home.
Why dont you listen to me babe?
Why dont you please come home? x3
Ooh!

: 'cept for the kids part.

JOIN YOU NGERS, JOIN AND MAKE LIGHT GO IN DARKNESS, COS WILL HELP YOU, AND KILL THE SCIENTOLOGY CULT. JOIN /b/, /i/, anonymous, YTMND, ebaum's world (taking t3h blame later)

Ask a few questions, hopefully I'll be able to help you...

Aww, so nice of you HardcoreEmogothRebel thingy guy. <3

Long story short.... My brother pissed me off, I sneak in bathroom, I shave 3 inches of pubes all over his seat with those manual razors. My balls fucking itches. I'm thinking of putting oil on my balls to stop the itching :3 :3 :3

EDIT:::::: Talk about soft balls, wow, baby oil helps. Alot. Damn.

I bet he wanted you to rub your penis on his mustache, then a ballroom salsa sex with him.

I want you to post this in your sig for me :3 :3 :3 :3