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To bring in the late bandwagon of sirtom; here's some delicious copypasta...

Tito climbed into sirtom93's room and immediately punching him in the face, knocking him out cold.
Upon awakening sirtom93 found himself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of him with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed sirtom's undeveloped penis. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from his body. His muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to his help.
The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at sirtom93's ribcage, again his screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to his insides, Tito plunged in.
He thrusted in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and he lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with sirtom's tongue.
Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.
Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking his now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at sirtom93.
Tito shoved his hand up sirtom93's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out his entire small intestine and part of his large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin sirtom93's body.
Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.
"sirtom93 it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD SIRTO-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.