Score: 10

"For the people who doesn't like this."

submission: Pleasure Island

date: November 8, 2008

You guys obviously have never seen greasy moose before. I laughed at this until my ribs hurt. Nice work.

Score: 10

"Quite humorous"

submission: John McCain

date: October 15, 2008

I found the animation to be perfectly in synch with the music. I also got a slightly odded out with the 'acid' parts.

Score: 10

"I really like this game."

submission: Solar Chiefs ONLINE

date: August 23, 2008

Even thought it's not fair for the starting classes, that's life. But the game progressively gets easier though. Great game!

Score: 0

"Fucking fail."

submission: Tactical RPG - Warfare

date: August 19, 2008

I'm going to help you with three things with this atrocious pile of fucking gar-bitch.

1: Spelling. You spell like a lobotomy patient in a fucking coma. But I can say, that you can grasp two words correctly.

2: Gameplay. Do it.

3: Sound: lol, none.

Score: 0

"This is a complete waste of space."

submission: Horror Simulator demo

date: August 3, 2008

First of all, this is not a simulation whatsoever, a simulation is interactive. This is not. This has about roughly 8 clicks in the 'simulation' (ha, counting the menu buttons too). Now the graphics itself, it looks like somone was trying really hard with photoshop CS3, but failed, and had a popular fanbase to this mind abortion, much like Halo 3. Now here are some tips to this (sic) simulation!

1: Make this game more interactive! Yes, you can use 'talent*.
2: For any hand parts or any 'jumping' parts, add the rest of the arm! Try to animate blood into this 'simulation', again you have 'talent', use it.
3 and the last one: SPELL CHECK , ok you failed to grasp english into your head. English can be a tricky dicky language to SPEAK. Not to spell. That's right, Engrish is not english my boy.

Overall, I gave this 'simulation' a zero, due to lack of interactivity, lack of talent, and failing to grasp english. But thankfully all this can be fixed in a few days worth of work! It's called go to school, and apply for Flash animations flash, otherwise 0/10, and 0/5. Ciao.

Score: 10

"This is probably the most funniest Mark M flash!"

submission: Covenant of the Sword

date: July 30, 2008

Most of these people on Newgrounds are faggots who can't stand adult jokes anyways, I like how the color looked like it was done in in pencil, but on the short side.
10/10, Mark M.

Score: 10

"Impressive game!"

submission: The Torture Game 2

date: June 28, 2008

I enjoyed this stress reliever, this game even got on Faux news too!

Score: 10

"That was....."

submission: Tom & April Fulp HENTAI

date: January 9, 2008

awesome, I mean... high quality, the moral, and the way Tom gets it on is amazing.

Score: 10

"Epic Lulz"

submission: Helen Keller Soundboard

date: August 15, 2007

That board has to go in a comedy thing.

Score: 10

"OMG!"

submission: Clock Day - Lulz

date: August 15, 2007

That was godly.